‘JWoww’ denies having work done!
So Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is on the cover of … ummmm … I dunno, it’s one of those magazines where men talk about tits and […]
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Jersey Shore’s Vinny rapped about rape …
It turns out, people who willingly sign over the rights to MTV to air footage of them having drunken sex may not have the best […]
‘Jersey Shore’ will give your Xmas tree an STD
Because the only thing missing from your Christmas tree was a terminal STD, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi decided to release a line of Xmas ornaments. Everything […]
Snooki exfoliates with kitty litter?
Remember that time that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi said she isn’t an alcoholic? Keep that in mind as you read this next bit about how Snooki […]
Snooki claims she’s not an alcoholic!
In today’s ironic new story, Jersey Shore famewhore Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi told Parade that even though nearly every picture of her, not to mention every […]
Snooki is not a role model, so sayeth Snooki!
Proving my theory that the cast of Jersey Shore is, in fact, completely self-aware of how they come across on their show, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi […]
‘Jersey Shore’ couple Ronnie and Sammi call it quits!
All right, so last night I finally caved and started watching the new season of Jersey Shore, having never actually really watched an episode before, […]
Chris Christie denies ‘Jersey Shore’ tax credit!
So New Jersey’s governor Chris Christie took time out from maybe-or-maybe-not running unsuccessfully for president (can you decide already so that you can lose your […]
Snooki is a slutty, useless news anchor now!
You see? YOU SEE?! This is what happens when you encourage stupid orange creamsicle whores. Anyway, Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was, for some […]
Pauly D joined Britney Spears’ tour!
I know, I know: four music-related posts in a row? MADNESS. We’re turning into one of those music blogs you keep hearing about. Anyway, continuing […]
Derrrrr, the ‘Jersey Shore’ (S4) trailer is out!
So the fourth season of Jersey Shore is coming soon, and they’ve released the trailer and … and … oh God, I think it’s actually […]
MTV lays down the law for the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast!
After facing two of its cast members almost jumping ship on a sinking boat, MTV has decided to crackdown on the cast of Jersey Shore, […]