Lindsay Lohan has a new (doomed) baby brother!
Because you cannot deny the seductive magic of kicking someone in the vagina, Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan knocked up reporter Kate Major last year, […]
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GROSS: Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant
Earlier today, I talked about how Lindsay Lohan was basically called out as a colossal liar by Porsche — FREAKING PORSCHE — after she plowed […]
Isn’t She Lovely: Kate Major!
Gosh, we’re only a few weeks into 2012 and we already have a super glamorous mugshot of Kate Major (her claim to ‘fame’ is dating […]
Michael Lohan got arrested … again!
Soooooo … who didn’t see this one coming? Absolutely no one? Well then. Less than half a day after Michael Lohan was released, the dumbass […]
Michael Lohan skips jail time, again!
Just in case you were worried that Lindsay Lohan was the only member of her family who was impervious to jail time no matter what […]
Guess why Michael Lohan got arrested?
Ah the hell with it, I’m just going to throw this one at you and let you guess what happened. ‘Father of the Year’ aka […]
Someone call Whine-One-One, ’cause Mesh Shirt has a boo-boo
Now that the dust has settled on Michael Lohan‘s latest woman-beating rampage, Michael has just been released from the hospital and in true abusive, misogynistic […]
It’s the return of Michael Lohan: Vagina kicker!
You know how celebrity deaths always seem to happen in threes? Well apparently, same goes for stories about violent, woman-beating men (See: Brown, Chris and […]