Kanye and Kim went on vacation with Joe Francis?
Apparently, Kim Kardashian‘s life of doing nothing is so very, very strenuous that she needs to take constant vacations. I mean, can you imagine how […]
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Kim Kardashian mocked Paris Hilton’s sex tape
Generally speaking, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have pretty similar skill sets and career paths: they were both born into rich families, have absolutely no […]
Kris Humphries got signed to Jay-Z’s team. Hmmm …
All right, before I break this one down into tasty, delicious morsels of rich people being passive-aggressively bitchy too each other, read this piece from […]
Ronda Rousey would beat up Kim Kardashian
Normally, I wouldn’t call someone wanting to punch famewhore Kim Kardashian in the mouth “news” so much as I would call it “a reasonable response […]
Kim Kardashian: Terrorist AND bestialist?
There are a lot of things I can make fun of Kim Kardashian for: having no talent, failing epically at marriage, being a generally vacuous […]
Kim Kardashian compared herself to Virgin Mary?
By now, you should know that Kim Kardashian can and will say anything for the sake of getting attention. Honestly, if the bitch held a […]
Kris Jenner had Kim Kardashian re-shoot her sex tape?
Every fiber of my being believes this is a screaming “YES” because stupid famewhores and sex tapes are kind of squarely in my wheelhouse, but […]
Kim Kardashian is a liar!
At this point, if you believe anything that drips out of Kim Kardashian‘s facehole, you deserve everything bad that happens to you. And now to […]
Did Kanye tweet a pic of Kim Kardashian naked?
Short version: No, but well played Kris Jenner. Long version: A picture of what was purported to be Kim Kardashian‘s naked backside was floating around […]
Kim Kardashian ripped her (too tight) dress
I know it’s wrong to make someone for not necessarily being a Skinny Minnie, and if this were anyone else I wouldn’t go there because […]
Kim Kardashian has flying issues
If you know anything about Kim Kardashian, it’s that she’s unpleasant, self-promotional, and will say anything as long as it gets her press. So of […]
Kim Kardashian let Alan Carr feel her bum
If you grew up in the suburbs, chances are that at some point during your growing up, you were invited to a Halloween party or […]