Jay Z and Beyoncé are bailing on Kimye’s wedding
Remember all those stories about how Beyoncé has been absolutely dreading the idea of going to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding because she can’t […]
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Beyoncé still doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian!
I guess technically, this isn’t considered news since Beyoncé has always hated being around Kim Kardashian and that hasn’t changed in the slightest, but still, […]
Kim Kardashian labeled ‘Political Poison’
We try to stay clear of politics, mostly because we don’t want the vitriolic left v. right debate to get in the way of my […]
Kim and Kanye’s wedding already has a slight hitch?
Hey, remember Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s reality TV special that also doubles as their wedding? Well, there’s just one slight hiccup in their filming […]
Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is?
Last week, Nick Cannon revealed to the world that he banged Kim Kardashian at some point in his life, which isn’t surprising in the least […]
Elephants never forget … to attack Kim Kardashian
So apparently, Kim Kardashian and her swarm of off-shoots are off on a trip through Thailand or something like that to film new episodes for […]
Kim Kardashian is bad at charity!
Last year, it was revealed that Kim Kardashian‘s Ebay charity auction for the Phillipines was really more like Kim making a gawddamn bank off stupid […]
Kim Kardashian’s baby girl knows why her mom is famous
Hey, remember how Kim Kardashian ‘leaked’ a sex tape onto the market to promote her show, and then she spent the rest of her career […]
Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner’s clothes when she dies
If you haven’t read Vogue‘s interview / ass-kissing of Kim Kardashian yet, don’t. Just don’t. Unless you want to read someone unironically praise Kris Jenner‘s […]
Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!
Considering the fact that the Kardashians wouldn’t be jacksh!t to anyone if it hadn’t been for Ray J peeing on Kim Kardashian, you’d figure they’d […]
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Canceling her Vogue subscription
Since Vogue magazine revealed Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as the cover models for their April 2014 issue, Twitter has been having an absolute field […]
Anna Wintour … what have you done?!
Just … I don’t even know anymore, man. I just don’t know. Anna Wintour. You were the chosen one! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Why […]