There are TWO Kanye West sex tapes?
Remember when we recently reported about the existence of a Kanye West sex tape, that also happened to feature married eighteen-year-old Kim Kardashian doppelgänger? Well, […]
Kris Jenner
Who watched the season finale of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’?
Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is […]
Kris Jenner thinks Honey Boo Boo’s mom is exploiting her!
Kris Jenner‘s one and only job in life has been giving birth to a bunch of kids, then making them jump through hoops so that […]
So Kris Jenner didn’t sell Kim Kardashian’s sex tape?
Last week, rumors circulated that Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian‘s infamous sex tape to Vivid Entertainment, which … d’uh. Honestly, if this turns out to […]
Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape herself?
At this point, if you told me that Kris Jenner sometimes drinks the tears of her daughter because it gets rid of crows feet, I […]
Kim Kardashian mocked Paris Hilton’s sex tape
Generally speaking, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have pretty similar skill sets and career paths: they were both born into rich families, have absolutely no […]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner are writing a book?!
Because your kids are never too young to be forced to do something well outside of their intellectual and experiential comfort zone, Kendall and Kylie […]
Kris Jenner had Kim Kardashian re-shoot her sex tape?
Every fiber of my being believes this is a screaming “YES” because stupid famewhores and sex tapes are kind of squarely in my wheelhouse, but […]
The Kardashians are paid way too much!
How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That […]
Kris Jenner is thrilled with Kim’s new publicity stunt
Wait, did I say publicity stunt? I meant boyfrie- Well, actually, no. I meant publicity stunt. ‘Boyfriend’ would entail that Kim Kardashian can actually feel […]
Kris Jenner is a great mom …
… By which I mean the exact opposite of that. Rob Kardashian celebrated 25 years of not being driven to suicide by his own mother, […]
Kris Jenner likes instant sexual gratification!
Hope you weren’t planning on sleeping tonight (or ever again!) because here comes a story about how Kris Jenner is lining herself up as the […]