‘The Apparition’ trailer is getting all meta
The new trailer for The Apparition was released yesterday, featuring Ashley Greene, Draco Malfoy (whoops! I meant Tom Felton) and Sebastian Stan battling ghosts that […]
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Baz Luhrmann crazied up ‘The Great Gatsby’
I’ve never actually read F. Scott Fitzgerald‘s 1925 novel The Great Gastby, mostly because no one ever reads that unless it’s for a high school […]
Exactly How It Sounds: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
It’s Abraham Lincoln. KILLING VAMPIRES. Honestly, the only time anyone should have to explain to you why this concept is awesome is if you’ve just […]
‘Bait’ (in 3D) looks awesomely stupid!
Don’t you just hate it when you go grocery shopping, and then people with guns come in and hold everyone up, and then a tsunami […]
Super Preview: The Amazing Spider-Man
Everyone knows that something becomes immediately better the moment you put the word “Super” in front of it. Case in point: super hero, super sandwich, […]
Red Band (and awkward) Trailer: The Watch
Here’s the awkward thing about The Watch: Originally, it was called Neighborhood Watch, and it was about a bunch of paranoid middle-aged guys (including Ben […]
Trailer: ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’
Good news! The new trailer for the upcoming Spiderman reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man (opening July 3rd), is finally here, and not only does it look […]
‘The Expendables 2’ trailer goes KABOOM!
For the sake of clarity, the following post has been translated into male id, the only language capable of accurately expressing the themes of The […]
‘Men in Black 3’ features … interesting motorcycles
All right, I’ll be the first to admit that this new clip from Men in Black 3 looks pretty damn good, and interesting, but ummm […]
Terry Crews on behalf of ‘The Expendables 2’
The sequel to the veritable man-meat buffet that was The Expendables (or as I like to call it, Pow Pow Boom Splodey Testicle Happy Fun […]
New Trailer: The Dark Knight Rises
This is roughly my reaction to the new trailer for The Dark Knight Rises in its entirety: so there’s a storm coming, kind of like […]
‘This Is 40’ (The sort-of sequel to ‘Knocked Up’)
Considering that Knocked Up was a smash success, and the fact that Judd Apatow is related to most of the actors in the movie, it […]