New Trailer: The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises

This is roughly my reaction to the new trailer for The Dark Knight Rises in its entirety: so there’s a storm coming, kind of like Game of Thrones I guess … oh crap, is that Bane? Oh man, I can totally understand him this time around. Uh-oh, Batman’s falling into a well and Bane is hijacking a plane from another plane in midair and EXPLODING MAHF*CKIN’ BRIDGES AND THE KIDS ARE WATCHING oh snap, that’s the Batmobile and Batcycle and oh sweet man, it’s Alfred! I love Alfred man, he’s a badass! Damn. Riots in the street and explosions and hovercrafts and BANGBANGBANGEDYBOOM BATMAN AND CATWOMAN FIGHTING TOGETHER AND TAKING OFF IN A ROCKET OH SWEET YES FUCK! Towel please.

The Dark Knight Rises

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