Taylor Swift’s nude photo scandal!

Taylor Swift

Did you know things happened today that didn’t involve celebrities dressed as other people or Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorcing because Kim is a rampant fame-addict who would do anyone or anything … actually, just anyone. Yeah, let’s stick with that. Anyway, there was also some sort of kerfuffle over Taylor Swift‘s boobies today, after gossip blog Celeb Jihad posted what looked like but are in no way actually pictures of Taylor topless. The Huffington Post reports:

The photo in question shows a young blonde, who bares a striking resemblance to Swift, sprawled across a bed wearing only a pair of blue underwear. But along with some curious clickers, the website may also be receiving a lawsuit from Swift’s lawyers. If the photo is not removed from the website, Swift and her team are prepared to sue for trademark infringement, reports TMZ. A letter from Swift’s representatives to Celeb Jihad stated that their story was based on “false pornographic images and false ‘news.'”

I’m gonna side with Taylor’s reps on this, if only because she seems pure and innocent. Almost to a fault. She looks like the kind of girl who showers in a sweater. For some reason, whenever I try and imagine what her boobs might look like, all I can think about are two large nipple-less lady lumps. Sorry, I just can’t picture her as a sexual being. It would be like trying to think about Bambi getting it on. Ain’t gonna happen.

Taylor Swift

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