The sequel to the veritable man-meat buffet that was The Expendables (or as I like to call it, Pow Pow Boom Splodey Testicle Happy Fun Time Hour) is coming soon, and to hype up the impending trailer for The Expendables 2, IGN enlisted the help of former NFL player Terry Crews to yell at you for thirty-seconds while shit goes KABOOM and Crews gets an erection from this teaser trailer. That’s what I’m going to assume anyway, because the guy literally does not take his hands off his balls for the duration of his screen time. Not that I blame him … oh crap, I just said that out loud, didn’t I?
