The Kardashians’ ratings are plummeting!

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian

After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely terrible, and their ratings are now plummeting so low that a show about rednecks calling ducks received double the viewership of E!’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Gosh, I just can’t imagine why that may be. Via RadarOnline

The most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami from March 17, 2013 had a paltry 1.3 million eyeballs watching as the girls tried to shock viewers but instead just turned them off. In comparison, Duck Dynasty pulled in a 2.8 million viewers and both The Walking Dead and The Bible had a whopping 10 million viewers! The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner, is begging her Twitter followers to tune in to the low-rated show, writing to her 2.8 million followers: “Omg!!! Less than an hour east coast for funniest episode ever!! Tune in to watch Kourtney and Kim Take Miami at 9/8c on E! so excited!! Yay!”

Other tweets from Kris Jenner include:

  • Tune in tonight! My daughters sniff each others vaginas and I make money off it! #TotallyNotWeird
  • Tonight, camera crews to tape every moment of my daughter’s crumbling marriage! LOL! #DuhWinning
  • Guess what? A new episode of how I ruined my daughters is on tonight! I have failed as a mother and a human being! Yay! #EpicFail
  • Oh God, what have I become? Tune in to E! at 9/8c to find out! #IAmLiterallyTheDevil
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