The Kardashians wrote a book. Really.

Khloé, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

Because appearing on a reality TV show somehow translates into an intimate understanding of the written word, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have written a book, and surprise! It’s not of the coloring variety. Oh, and if you’ll remember, they let a fan name the book, and instead of taking my suggestion (The Girls Who Should Have Played With Fire), they chose to give it the most one-note name ever.

Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian proudly announced the (conspicuously ‘K’-free) title for their joint novel, Dollhouse. The savvy ladies of Keeping Up With The Kardashians held a contest for fans to suggest–and choose–the title of their upcoming book. The lucky fan, Courtney Powell (who, no doubt, is also an Ibsen fan), picked the winning title and will receive a guest role in the novel. Dollhouse hits bookstores November 1, but if you need a dose of Karadashian literature sooner, you can also pre-order the book. SOURCE

Or you can throw twenty dollars into a paper shredder, break a cinder block with your forehead, then dig up Ernest Hemingway and teabag his corpse. It’s pretty much the same thing as reading a book ghostwritten by a Kardashian, only it kinda eliminates the metaphor of the situation, don’t you think?

Khloé, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

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