Bad news, everyone. And by “everyone”, I mean “only the people who care about New Jersey Douchebags”. Anyway, it looks like Ronnie Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola of Jersey Shore have broken up. Because you know, clearly they had such a healthy relationship based on cheating on each other and drinking to forget.
“They are done,” a source close to the Jersey Shore duo tells Usmagazine.com, adding, there was “major tension” between them as they promoted the MTV hit’s third season.
Indeed, another insider noted that the couple were “barely speaking to each other” during a Jan. 6 appearance on Good Morning America. SOURCE
Yeah, I’m as shocked as you are. You’re telling me that the copper whore and sub-mental juicehead couldn’t make it work? Well what hope do the rest of us have? Oh wait, most people aren’t famewhores and don’t spend all their time getting drunk on reality TV. Never mind, we’re good. We’re good.