Remember that one time Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissed? Well, hold onto that, because now they’re fighting over whether or not Miley sticking her tongue in your mouth is considered biological warfare plus Miley dragged John Mayer‘s tongue into the feud. TMZ reports …
Katy went on Australian TV and explained, “I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girl kiss, you know, as girls do.” Perry then explained how she was stunned when Miley went in for the kill, adding, “God knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know. The tongue is so infamous!” If Katy meant it as a joke, Miley isn’t taking it that way, firing back on Twitter, “Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT [tongue] been.” Are we bad for LOVING a good bitch fight?
Normally, I’d say that a little harmless tongue-action probably couldn’t hurt (unless they had a cold sore, in which case, say hello to your new friend Mouth Herpes!) But then I remembered that Miley’s tongue is bone white and I don’t think she’s ever actually brushed the thing. Seriously honey, if you’re going to flail that thing around, the least you could do is run over it with a gentle brush. Circular motions. A touch of toothpaste too.
UPDATE: Katy just shot back at Miley on Twitter … “Oooo gurrrl I’m gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb!” Perry responded directly to Cyrus, along with emojis of a tongue and British flag. SOURCE
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb! 👅🇬🇧
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) March 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/441668117064716288
https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/441652409538863104