that funny gal & pornstar mary carey is up & running again to be the next governor of california! now y’all know i don’t care for politics and most politicians – the reason i rarely if ever mention the bullshit topic here on popbytes but i must say mary is running on some great platforms like legalizing gay marriage & taxing plastic surgery to lower gas prices – woo hoo – i’m totally up for both of those plus keeping the bars & clubs open until 5am is another goodie!
no worries though – mary can totally handle her porn career & a political office since she only makes about six films a year and they only take a day or two to shoot – she said on the news she could do it over the weekend – phew – all bases covered! she will be touring local college campuses urging people (boys) to go on and vote for her! she already has my vote – heck let’s give the girl a chance – ms. carey certainly can’t be worse than the ass we have right now! popbytes over & out for tonight – i will check you all in the morning!
Mary Carey’s Platform
• Increase money in California
• Lower deficit
• Bring NFL teams to LA
• Increase plastic surgery tax so that you can lower gas prices
• flex-fuel vehicles mandatory in 4-5 years
• Bring money back to the teachers
• Legalize gay marriages
• Help fire fighters and police men
• Flood control in sacramento/northern california
• Help the over crowded and mis-managed prision system
• Make strip clubs full nude with full alchol
• Make service industry (bars, clubs, etc) open until 5am
• Support Adult Industry since it brings in billions
• Porn for pistols (ha!)
• Unemployed serve jury duty
