Wanna smell like Lady Gaga? Too bad!

Because it was only a matter of time before she had one, Lady Gaga is launching her own fragrance. It will reportedly smell like Grace Jones knock-offs, glitter and fabulousness, and trying too hard. Goddammit, I already have a huge headache and this is in no way helping the situation!

Set to launch sometime in spring 2012, the singer’s debut scent will be released under her name, according to the publication. And while we still have a while to wait before Gaga’s newest project hits store shelves, we’re sure that in true Gaga fashion it will be well worth the wait! SOURCE

Alright, breaking the fourth wall for a second: So I’m totally nursing a monster headache right now, not to mention a bit of nausea, when I’m looking for stories for the site. When I wandered onto this one, I actually barfed in my mouth a teensy bit. Lady Gaga or a stomach flu? YOU decide, America!

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.