Who wants to smell like Jessica Simpson? (The smell of cash!)

Jessica Simpson

You know who doesn’t get enough credit? Jessica Simpson! Let’s be honest, when she actually was a singer, she was competing against Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, and … that didn’t go so well for her. But then she landed a reality TV show where she played dumb, and she somehow managed to turn that around into a massive clothing / shoes / accessories brand that earns her millions upon millions of dollars. Seriously, you probably can’t name one of her songs, but do you have a signature fragrance? NO! But Jessica does! It smells like sandalwood took a leak into a bottle of Fanta, but it still counts dammit! I salute you, Jessica–no one has milked the B-list quite like you.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.