Will.i.am is a great musician!


Despite the fact that Will.i.am writes songs in the same way a wrecking ball builds homes, people not only continue to listen to his music, but apparently, he can’t even remember the goddamn lyrics. Seriously. In all fairness, it’s incredibly difficult to remember “rock your body, rock your body, rock your body”.

The Black Eyed Peas ringleader recently performed live on French TV show Taratata and the rapper resorted to using his cellphone to read lyrics for the act’s latest single, “Don’t Stop The Party.” To be fair, Black Eyed Peas were attempting a mash-up of Belgian rapper’s Stromae’s 2009/2010 European smash “Alors On Dance” with “Don’t Stop The Party,” but as soon as the Stromae portion of the live performance ended and the Black Eyed Peas’ portion began, will.i.am can be seen clearly cheating at around the one minute mark of a You Tube clip popular in Paris this week via using his cellphone to read lyrics. SOURCE

Yes, yes, I know, there’s a video that comes with that clearly shows this, but I’m of the belief that posting a Black Eyed Peas song for the public to listen to is nothing less than a hate crime. I love you all too much to subject you to that sort of crap. I mean, if you really need to hear them sing live, you could just throw some cutlery into a blender and throw it down some stairs. Then just loop the sound over and over for five straight minutes with some farts and a drum beat in the background. Boom, you have Tween Core.


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