Kim Kardashian’s boobs were on an album cover!
You’d figure that Kim Kardashian, a woman whose career started because of a sex tape and who absorbs publicity like a plant absorbs sunshine and […]
Month: May 2011
Maria Shriver plans to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Gee, ya think? Anyway, in a not-so shocking twist, it looks like Maria Shriver is planning on straight-up divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger because that’s kinda what […]
David Beckham always makes me feel better!
These are the main reasons (I’m sure there are others, trust me) why I’m just pissed off as of right now: Marlee Matlin lost to […]
Lady Gaga is on the Japanese porn star diet!
Award yourselves five points if you actually got that joke without having to Google it. Anyway, Lady Gaga was on the Late Show with David […]
Maria leaked the news about Arnold’s love child!
So in the least surprising news ever, it turns out that The Crypt Keeper Maria Shriver was actually the one responsible for leaking the news […]
Christina Hendricks’ boobs are totally real!
Yeah, just in case you were thinking I could write a post on Mad Men star Christina Hendricks that had anything to do with something […]
Estella Warren had a very good night!
Who’s Estella Warren? No freaking clue. I took a cursory glance at her Wikipedia page and as far as I can tell, she’s done a […]
Worst. Reality show. Ever.
You know what I love about reality shows? It’s the fact that, unlike real, scripted shows wherein progress is marked by character growth and new […]
Zach Galifianakis is NOT January Jones’ baby daddy!
In today’s edition of “weirdest celebrity feud ever”, it turns out Zach Galifianakis and January Jones actually hate each other with an unbridled passion. Yeah, […]
Showtime cancels ‘United States of Tara’!
After a less than pivotal year for already struggling Showtime sitcoms, one of the more critically acclaimed ones will be saying goodbye. United States of […]
Songwriter Joseph Brooks was found dead!
Academy Award winning songwriter Joseph Brooks is dead from an apparent suicide at age 73, he was found in his New York City apartment earlier […]
Simon Curtis is a ‘Superhero’!
I am beyond excited to present pop sensation Simon Curtis‘ incredibly hot new single, Superhero off his upcoming sophomore album R∆ (due out very soon), […]