The Lohan-Hilton party just won’t stop!
Because she is, if nothing else, a party-obsessed moron with no sense of personal responsibility, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning on running off with Paris […]
Month: August 2011
Ashton Kutcher gets paid way too much!
So once again, it’s time for the list of the highest-paid actors and actresses on TV. And while the good news is that Charlie Sheen […]
Alec Baldwin might run for NYC Mayor
In what I’m assuming is a desperate attempt to make everyone in New York City forget that he made The Cat In The Hat (Jesus, […]
James Franco sucks at sex tapes!
Because he’s just soooooo artsy and weird and out there (read: Stoner), James Franco decided that early in his career that he wanted to break […]
John Stamos is hotter than ever!
John Stamos, who accurately calls himself the most handsome man you can think of off the top of your head, is aging like a fine […]
Ryan Gosling x2? Yes, please!
Oh my word, could you imagine living in a world where there were two of Ryan Gosling?! Gosh he is so freaking adorable, it kills […]
Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron have a playdate!
It’s not difficult to imagine Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron enjoying man-on-man playtime (I’ll let that dirty daydream marinate for a moment … aaaand we’re […]
Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing great!
When we last left Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was schmoozing with child pornographers and picking out engagement rings for herself because that’s the sort of […]
Patton Oswalt in a 5 second film!
Consider this my way of padding articles so I can make it to 6 posts for the day apologizing for the Maroon 5/Christina Aguilera video […]
LeAnn Rimes’ tattoo is temporary, just like her marriage
Remember how I said yesterday that LeAnn Rimes was getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian, and that it was a terrible idea because they’re both […]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a class act
When he’s not busy schtupping the help and then raising the secret love child behind his wife’s back, Arnold Schwarzenegger can also be found celebrating […]
Maroon 5 / Christina Aguilera’s ‘Moves Like Jagger’
No, I do not know how I can go from posting an awesome video for an awesome song by Lana Del Rey to doing one […]