DJ Paris Hilton: Queen of house music?
What’s a famous whore to do when they’ve successfully bombed their career through a combination of cocaine and self-absorption? They become a DJ! Seriously, I’ve […]
Month: September 2011
Reese Witherspoon got hit by a car!
Well holy shit, I really didn’t see this one coming: actress Reese Witherspoon was hospitalized yesterday after being hit by a car while jogging. In […]
Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin grow closer …
OMG! I want to go lay out in the sun with silver fox mega hottie Anderson Cooper and funny lady Kathy Griffin! Look at them […]
Awkward: Jennifer Lopez / Marc Anthony at Kohl’s!
This new Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony collection thing at Kohl’s was planned way before the two decided to split up after seven years of […]
Brad Pitt is so übermensch!
In case you didn’t think that Brad Pitt couldn’t get anymore impossibly perfect than he already was (I mean Jesus, just … HOW?), it turns […]
Kate Gosselin is freaking out!
As you would expect from a single-mother of eight with absolutely no people or trade skills to speak of, Kate Gosselin is now beginning to […]
Lindsay did TONS of community service, according to LiLo!
Yesterday it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan‘s commitment to the only work that she was currently getting lied somewhere between “fuck” and “all”, and that […]
Madonna talks Lady Gaga …
Continuing on her campaign to be a gigantic bitch to absolutely anyone and anything who dares to try and respect her, Madonna took time out […]
Someone broke into Celine Dion’s house!
Can I just say that I love Celine Dion‘s brand of crazy? Because I do. I love her voice and I love all her weird […]
Courtney Stodden: Taking the teenage slut train to Hollywood!
Courtney Stodden, WHO IS SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD, somehow managed to talk her 51-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND Doug Hutchison, into taking her to Hollywood for Labour Day Weekend, which I […]
Meet Brit’s video stud / dancer Adrien Galo!
Admittedly, it has taken this long for I Wanna Go by Britney Spears to grow on me. The song has reached a new status as […]
Eddie Murphy hosting the Oscars! A Bad idea?
News is forthcoming about the 84th Annual Academy Awards ceremony to be held on February 26th, 2012, and some of it isn’t pleasing the masses. […]