Behold the new cast of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’
While it kills me to give Donald Trump the recognition he wants (and you know he wants it bad) I do have to devote some […]
Month: January 2012
Kim Kardashian is the 1%
So I’m not sure you heard this, but there’s a proposed initiative in California right now that, if passed, would raise taxes on those who […]
Russell Brand is allegedly into “wheelchair porn”
Yup, you read that right. Turns out, one of the reasons Katy Perry and Russell Brand got divorced was because Katy couldn’t keep up with […]
Shirtless Enrique Iglesias is your new years goal!
Maybe it’s not fair to generalize. But let’s face it: people either want a body like Enrique Iglesias, or want a body like Enrique’s on […]
Elton John wants Justin Timberlake to play him
Apparently, Hollywood is making a biopic of Elton John which I can’t help but feel might be jumping the gun. I thought you only whipped […]
Amber Rose: Kim Kardashian is a homewrecker!
A couple years ago, back before Kim Kardashian was the pop culture equivalent of Galactus (in that she’s a giant, soulless monster who devours planets) […]
James Franco’s book about being James Franco
Renaissance-man James Franco (it should be noted, “renaissance-man” is what you call a pretentious douchebag when he’s still in the room) has written another book, […]
Katy Perry’s dad can’t discuss her divorce
The last thing anyone wants during their divorce is their parents butting in, because it invariably leads to them asking questions, like “What did you […]
Courtney Stodden & Chris Crocker: BFFs?
Oh joy. Now my life is truly complete. Huzzah. Huzzah for all. For those of you who have been slacking off on your daily eye-rolling […]
Kathy Griffin stripped on live TV!
While normally, I like to imagine that New Year’s Eve doesn’t exist and that all those hungover people are just sleeping outside because everyone decided […]
Khloe Kardashian got punk’d!
Did you know Punk’d is a thing again? Because what we all needed was a dated, over-the-hill show to remind us how embarrassing ten years […]
Snoop Dogg won big on ‘The Price Is Right’
Apparently, it’s celebrity week on The Price is Right (I wouldn’t know, I’m too cheap to get cable), and the first celebrity they had on […]