Sexting! It’s just like actual sex, in that it’s short, unfulfilling and usually ends with me crying in the shower. And celebrities do it too! Anna Faris told Ellen DeGeneres that she used to sext all the time with her husband, Chris Pratt, until she accidentally started sending them to members of her family. Nothing makes a Christmas dinner awkward like accidentally sending “I want ur 8===D” to your Dad.
“But one time I was sending him a text and I accidentally sent it to my dad,” she told the host. “I wrote, ‘I can’t wait to see you in bed tonight.'” The worst part? She never even mentioned it to her dad, finally apologizing on air — a year after the sext got sent. “There was a close call with my husband’s nephew who’s like nine years old. I know. We’ve stopped now.” SOURCE
Yeah, I can’t say I haven’t done that before …
Me: (Texting a guy I met the night before) Can’t wait to see you tonight, hottie ;)
Mom: WTF? Whore!
Me: What? Sorry! Meant for someone else!
Mom: Son, I am disappointed.
Me: :(
