Everyone hates Ashton Kutcher: Country music edition
The fact that Ashton Kutcher is a colossal idiot probably shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone at this point, since he cheated on his wife […]
Actors
Adam Sandler sets Razzie record for awfulness
Imagine an awards show that made fun of shitty movies for being shitty, and they gave out awards to the worst actors, screenplays, and movies […]
Jeremy Piven allegedly gives terrible head
Stop me if you heard this one: An overly cocky braggart is terrible at sexing a woman. Shocking? Of course not. But this time we’re […]
Are Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher really dating?!
Last week, rumors started going around that Ashton Kutcher was making sweet love with Rihanna, which is crazy because RiRi isn’t fifty-years old. Turns out, […]
Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are hooking up?
The Good News: Rihanna might not be back to having sex with that one guy who beat the shit out of her with a car […]
Jason Statham also hates Kim Kardashian
Good news, everyone! You can now add Jason Statham to the long list of sexy, respected actors who absolutely cannot stand Kim Kardashian. In a […]
Even Charlize Theron loves Michael Fassbender’s penis
Because I know what you guys like — namely, famous celebrity peen — here’s a little story about Michael Fassbender‘s now famous dong thanks to […]
Jon Hamm talks Kim Kardashian again
With a new season of Mad Men on the way and Kim Kardashian still a brainless sack of cosmetically manipulated cellulite, Jon Hamm went on the […]
Russell Brand got arrested too!
Sure, it might make absolutely no sense for George Clooney to be in prison, since he didn’t actually do a damn thing, but at least […]
George Clooney was arrested!
Actor, humanitarian and hunk George Clooney is a class-act, and kind of the last person you would expect to be arrested for anything ever. Except […]
Jack Black doesn’t agree with Courtney Love
Shockingly, people out there aren’t exactly hot on Courtney Love‘s recent “The Muppets are raping me and Kurt Cobain!” bit, which she somehow pulled out […]
Russell Brand has an arrest warrant out for him
Remember when Russell Brand tweeted a joke yesterday about how he wasn’t causing personal damage to the personal property of others by launching someone’s iPhone […]