Jim Carrey wants Emma Stone!
Remember back when Jim Carrey had a career? Yeah me neither. Anyway, I’m guessing the pressures of having to carry an entire movie about penguins […]
Actresses
Jada Pinkett Smith cheated on Will?
A new piece in the unfolding saga that is Jada Pinket and Will Smith‘s fake divorce has come to life, claiming that Jada was apparently […]
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds: Getting married?
This week’s issue of Star magazine is claiming that Sandra Bullock and her long-time buddy Ryan Reynolds (aka the sexiest man alive) have a hush-hush […]
John Slattery: January Jones only plays a bitch
January Jones seems like a super nice lady, as long as you’re willing to forget about the fact that she generally acts super-assy in interviews, […]
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith suing ‘In Touch’?
How badly did In Touch shit the bed by reporting that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are splitting up? Real badly. The two of them […]
January Jones is kind of a total bitch!
Oh, what’s that? Is that the sound of vindication? Why yes, yes it is! Look, I’ll admit I’ve never been the biggest fan of January […]
Jennifer Garner is preggers!
Because putting babies in themselves is like the new Pilates in Hollywood, Jennifer Garner just announced that she and Ben Affleck are expecting a baby. […]
Gwyneth Paltrow “saved” someone on 9/11
As we near the ten-year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, we’re apparently getting closer and closer to the point where we’re allowed to famewhore off […]
Kate Winslet started an “Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League”
Let me just start off by saying that I really like Kate Winslet. She’s an amazing actress (I still consider her acting in Eternal Sunshine […]
Here’s Anne Hathaway rapping!
No, seriously, what the shit? I swear to God, Hollywood is literally just fucking with me at this point. Either there’s some sort of gas […]
Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler!
Despite being a beautiful and talented actress, Elizabeth Banks apparently gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler on a regular basis, which I’m just going to read […]
Jessica Alba also had another baby!
And that’s all I’m gonna be able to squeeze out of that lemon, because the only joke I can think of here is that this […]