Hulk Hogan is suing over his leaked sex tape
So it turns out, when Hulk Hogan asked “Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?” The answer to that was: Record it, leak […]
Athletes
Ryan Lochte: Funny or Die?
I haven’t really been paying all that much attention to the 2012 Summer Olympics over in London. Not because I think I’m too cool for […]
Kris Humphries got signed to Jay-Z’s team. Hmmm …
All right, before I break this one down into tasty, delicious morsels of rich people being passive-aggressively bitchy too each other, read this piece from […]
The winner of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is …
Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver! But you either already knew that because you actually watch Dancing with the Stars, or you didn’t because […]
Jose Canseco: The new Charlie Sheen?
While everyone else was busy freaking out over Kim Kardashian possibly running to be the Mayor of Glendale, or Amanda Bynes slowly turning into Lindsay […]
Kris Humphries isn’t fazed by Kanye West
Last week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian stepped out publicly, just in time for Kanye to release a new song where he basically says that […]
Did Lamar Odom predict his own firing?
We don’t follow sports because ugh, seriously, sports, plus everyone knows reality television shows about vapid spoiled famewhores is what’s really important. Anyway, Lamar Odom […]
Tim Tebow is smitten with Dianna Agron?
I don’t follow football at all, so the only thing I know about Tim Tebow is that he really love Jesus … like, more than […]
Hulk Hogan has a sex tape now
What’s that? You were planning on sleeping tonight? Well screw your REM, bitch, because your nightmares are about to be invaded by the Lovecraftian horror […]
Jeremy Lin isn’t dating Kim Kardashian
Because you can’t be a successful athlete without someone claiming that you’re doing Kim Kardashian (that someone is Kim) Jeremy Lin had to shoot down […]
Kim Kardashian is dating Mark Sanchez now?
After Kim Kardashian gave the whole “beg the world for pity” thing a try only to have it completely not work, Kim has decided that […]
Kobe Bryant’s ex-wife just made bank!
Before you read this next story, you may want to make sure that you’re sitting down, there are no solid ledges overhead, and that you […]