Khloe and Lamar pulled the plug on their reality show
First: HAHAHAHAHA! Dummies! All right, that felt good to say, now onto the actual news. In an effort to cutdown on the various Kardashian shows […]
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The Kardashians are paid way too much!
How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That […]
Kris Jenner is thrilled with Kim’s new publicity stunt
Wait, did I say publicity stunt? I meant boyfrie- Well, actually, no. I meant publicity stunt. ‘Boyfriend’ would entail that Kim Kardashian can actually feel […]
The Kardashians lipsynced for their lives!
The Kardashian family … your reality television shows are ratings bonanzas, but the judges thought your performances were all glitter and no substance. I’m sorry […]
Khloe Kardashian is done with PETA
Do you want to know how awful a human being Kim Kardashian is? Ever since she got flour bombed, PETA has been supporting the woman […]
Kendra Wilkinson: TALENTZ. I DO NOT HAZ DEM LOL.
No way. Really? Apparently, someone must have finally gotten through to Kendra Wilkinson, because here she is telling People magazine that she has no talent. […]
Rob Kardashian almost got arrested
All right, yes, Rob Kardashian barely counts as a Kardashian because his name doesn’t begin with a K and he doesn’t have his own reality […]
Michael Lohan found another opportunity to talk!
Yesterday, porn star Voodoo told a radio station that Lindsay Lohan paid him to nail her while her dad was asleep upstairs. Michael Lohan, true […]
Kris Jenner is a great mom …
… By which I mean the exact opposite of that. Rob Kardashian celebrated 25 years of not being driven to suicide by his own mother, […]
Pauly D is going to deejay during Snooki’s delivery?
When it was announced that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was pregnant, everyone immediately jumped on the easy 2012 jokes, but I went ahead and gave her […]
Tila Tequila is going to rehab!
Last time Tila Tequila almost went to rehab, it was because she was trying to get into Dr. Drew‘s fake famewhore rehab, but now that […]
Snooki is really pregnant!
Well, to the shock and surprise of pretty much no one at this point, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi managed to snag a deal with Us Weekly […]