Tila Tequila is a mess
It’s been a couple months since Tila Tequila has been on the blog, so you have to figure that it would take a doozy of […]
Famewhores
Snooki’s ex-boyfriend wants her to miscarry!
For those of you who don’t remember who Emilio Masella is: you lucky bitches. Anyway, Emilio was this tiny petulant ball of steroid abuse and […]
Heaven Help Us: Snooki is pregnant!
Remember how earlier in the month, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was rumored to be preggers, which everyone just sort of wrote off as Snooki eating way […]
Snooki was banned from a wine shop!
Because nothing bad has ever happened from publicly banning a Jersey Shore star from using your product — unless you count that time Abercrombie & […]
The Kardashians are being sued over QuickTrim
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: the Kardashian family was paid to endorse a product that either doesn’t work or completely screws over […]
Big Ang does Marilyn Monroe!
Just last Friday, we gave you the gift — or was it a curse? — of Courtney Stodden dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. Now here’s […]
Khloe and Lamar broke a sex swing!
Because Kris Jenner demanded that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom engage in wacky sexual hijinks for everyone to see (’cause her bottom bitch Kim Kardashian […]
Khloe Kardashian asked Kim to be her surrogate?
I used to think that Khloé Kardashian would be a good mother because as far as I could tell she was probably the least money […]
Kris Jenner likes instant sexual gratification!
Hope you weren’t planning on sleeping tonight (or ever again!) because here comes a story about how Kris Jenner is lining herself up as the […]
Khloe Kardashian took a picture with her ‘Dad’
Because Kris Jenner thinks it’s absolutely hilarious to make a media spectacle out of revealing who Khloé Kardashian‘s real father is (HA! World changing truths!), […]
Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians
I’m not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol’ bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only […]
‘Snooki’ isn’t actually pregnant!
So for some reason, someone thought that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi might be pregnant despite the fact that she’s been dropping pounds as if Tequila were […]