Snooki and JWoww can’t shoot in Hoboken!
As some of you might remember, MTV gave the greenlight to a Jersey Shore spin-off starring Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, because let’s […]
Famewhores
Kris Jenner to reveal who Khloe’s father is on TV?
For most parents, revealing to their kids who their real biological father is (if the information isn’t already previously known) is something that needs to […]
Kristin Cavallari is pregnant!
Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach […]
The Kardashian magazine will never exist!
Because the Kardashians are not assaulting your eyeballs from enough media sources, Kris Jenner got it through her cavernous pit of greed and insecurity where […]
Could O.J. Simpson be Khloe Kardashian’s dad?
Rumors have been swirling for a while now that Khloé Kardashian might not have the same father as Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, probably because she’s […]
Kris Jenner is a great mother!
So as fresh new details emerge about what a money-sucking whore beast Kris Jenner is, we now get to delve even further into the abyss […]
Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner broke up
For the sake of this post, just pretend it’s still 2004 and these two a-holes are still relevant. Anyway, annoying screechy faux-rocker chick Avril Lavigne […]
Isn’t She Lovely: Kate Major!
Gosh, we’re only a few weeks into 2012 and we already have a super glamorous mugshot of Kate Major (her claim to ‘fame’ is dating […]
Joe Francis got ‘physical’ with a woman
Let’s say hypothetically, you’re Joe Francis. Many people have alleged that you are misogynistic and abusive to woman, and others have allegedly seen you physically […]
Khloe Kardashian got punk’d!
Did you know Punk’d is a thing again? Because what we all needed was a dated, over-the-hill show to remind us how embarrassing ten years […]
Khloe Kardashian isn’t allowed to go blonde!
A few days ago, old pictures of Khloé Kardashian as a blonde made their way onto the web and it turns out, Khloé looks really […]
Here comes the Kardashian tell-all book!
We all knew it was only a matter of time before a spurned nanny came forward with a tell-all book about the Kardashians, and now […]