Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach and The Hills got back together with footballer Jay Cutler, probably because he remembered that he accidentally left his chin at her place, but this time Kristin is making sure he stays by making a baby with him. People reports:
“We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,” they tell People exclusively. “It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family.” Shortly after Cavallari, 25, and her Chicago Bears quarterback beau, 28, renewed their engagement, the former Hills star and Dancing with the Stars contestant said, “Sometimes, in order for things to get better, they have to end – even if it’s momentarily.”
Yay, I guess. Well, if I had to pick one member of The Hills to get pregnant, it might as well be Kristin. Lauren Conrad is too boring to get pregnant, Audrina Patridge can’t look down which I’m told is kind of an important part of raising a baby, I’m still not sure whether or not Whitney Port was real or just a fever dream, and Heidi Montag lactates bio-chemical warfare, which I’m pretty sure is dangerous for a child.
