Guess which pumpkin slut Patton Oswalt ran into?
Super fun pop quiz time! If you’ve been on the Internet in the past few hours you’ve probably heard this one, but for those who […]
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Michael Lohan got arrested … again!
Soooooo … who didn’t see this one coming? Absolutely no one? Well then. Less than half a day after Michael Lohan was released, the dumbass […]
Michael Lohan skips jail time, again!
Just in case you were worried that Lindsay Lohan was the only member of her family who was impervious to jail time no matter what […]
Snooki is not a role model, so sayeth Snooki!
Proving my theory that the cast of Jersey Shore is, in fact, completely self-aware of how they come across on their show, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi […]
Tila Tequila wants to box Lindsay Lohan?!
When we last checked in on famewhore Tila Tequila, she was still irrelevant and didn’t quite understand that the world wanted her to die already. […]
Guess why Michael Lohan got arrested?
Ah the hell with it, I’m just going to throw this one at you and let you guess what happened. ‘Father of the Year’ aka […]
Rob Kardashian thinks his show teaches you stuff!
So remember how Michelle Obama said that she and her husband, Barack Obama, hate Keeping Up with the Kardashians and don’t want their two daughters […]
‘Jersey Shore’ couple Ronnie and Sammi call it quits!
All right, so last night I finally caved and started watching the new season of Jersey Shore, having never actually really watched an episode before, […]
Barack Obama hates the Kardashians!
I’m not gonna lie: originally, I pegged today as a slow news day, meant to allow everyone to rest up for tomorrow when we all […]
Britney Spears turns kids into whores?
To be honest, I’m not really sure who English famewhore Katie Price is, but judging from my cursory Google search on her, she’s useless, skanky […]
Sara Leal: My affair with Ashton Kutcher
You all knew this was coming right? Random chick (played by Sara Leal) bangs douchey male celebrity (Ashton Kutcher) and sells the story to a […]
Cher wants to dropkick the Kardashians?
Oh Cher … Cher Cher Cher … what are we going to do with you? Your Twitter feed is just the most delightful, typo-ridden stream […]