So remember how Michelle Obama said that she and her husband, Barack Obama, hate Keeping Up with the Kardashians and don’t want their two daughters to watch it because it’s a shit show where a bunch of no-talent, uninteresting whores yell at each other? Well, Rob Kardashian was on Ellen because why not have the least-known famewhore on the show, where he talked about how people can actually learn so much from watching his opportunistic family do absolutely nothing. Us Weekly reports:
“Obviously someone’s watching in that White House,” he laughed. “But no, to each his own. I understand he’s trying to raise his daughters a certain way and that’s fine. Everyone has an opinion. But you really learn a lot from our show,” Rob added. “There are no negative things on our show. There is always a positive message at the end of the day. But, Go Obama!”
For the sake of playing devil’s advocate, I compiled a list of things you can learn from the show, and you know what? Rob might be onto something here.
- If you let a rapper pee on you, then sell the video of it to a porn company all while pretending that you didn’t, E! will give your entire family a reality TV show.
- You can get married solely for the sake of a reality TV show and walk away with millions of dollars, just by pretending to be in love with someone. Hell, you can even do it twice!
- If you end up with an unwanted pregnancy, have the baby anyway because babies are boffo ratings, and then tell the press you actually wanted to abort it.
- Kris Jenner looks and sounds like she was kicked in the head by a horse when she was a small child, so I guess turning her family into a soulless corporation was in her best interest.
See? A learning experience for all. It’s like a modern day Reading Rainbow.
