LiLo turned down New Year’s Eve gigs?
So despite the fact that just yesterday, there were reports of Lindsay Lohan going out clubbing in New York City, now an “insider” is claiming […]
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Lindsay Lohan just wants to party!
We’ve already gone over the industry insider’s reasons as to why no one will hire Lindsay Lohan, but just for shits and giggles, let’s recap: […]
Hugh Hefner: Playboy will turn Lindsay’s career around!
With Lindsay Lohan‘s new Playboy magazine issue selling through the roof (… or is it?), Hugh Hefner has decided to go on the record and […]
Is Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy issue selling or not?
So this morning, I went on Fark to search for some celebrity gossip, when I came upon two different stories about how Lindsay Lohan‘s boobs […]
Hope Dworaczyk thinks LiLo’s Playboy spread sucked
So after Lindsay Lohan rewarded Playboy‘s million dollar investment in photos of her boobs by sucking so hard they needed reshoots, leaking the pictures online, […]
Lindsay Lohan bailed on Ellen at the last minute!
So despite the fact that appearing on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show to hock her Playboy magazine spread was pretty much the only thing Lindsay Lohan had […]
Lindsay Lohan lost $10,000 in Hawaii!
You know, for a second there I was worried that we had lost the Lindsay Lohan we knew and- well, I wouldn’t say “loved” but […]
Lindsay Lohan to debut her Playboy spread on Ellen?
Despite the fact that Ellen DeGeneres‘ show is pretty much the cutest, most adorable G-rated family daytime talk show out there, someone was apparently kicked […]
Will Lindsay Lohan join ‘Celebrity Big Brother’?
Since she’s not really doing anything right now anyway, now’s the perfect time for Lindsay Lohan to move onto the next stage of her career: […]
Courtney Love is NOT LiLo’s sobriety coach
I think we all thought this one was too fail to be true, right? Right. Anyway, at the risk of disappointing you all, it turns […]
Courtney Love is LiLo’s sobriety coach?
Who am I kidding? There’s nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety coach. There’s more raw human failure […]
Lindsay Lohan’s only plausible career move is to die?
For those of you wondering how Lindsay Lohan could possibly get her career back on track and win back the hearts and minds of the […]