Lindsay Lohan parties under the table in Brazil!
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going on a big party rage before she heads to ‘lockdown rehab’ (which doesn’t exist) or jail for three […]
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Surprise! Lindsay Lohan was a train wreck on ‘Anger Management’
Lindsay Lohan is basically unemployable now to the point where the only time anyone actually bothers casting her is when they need to a big […]
Lindsay Lohan is allegedly a homewrecker now?
You know Lindsay Lohan has completely tanked her public image when a story about how she stole another woman’s boyfriend comes out and it’s basically […]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to miss out on Coachella!
Because Lindsay Lohan is a moron, she made sure that her lawyer Mark Heller brokered a plea deal for her so that she would only […]
Lindsay Lohan’s ‘lockdown rehab’ doesn’t exist!
So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown […]
Lindsay Lohan is going to hang with Charlie Sheen before rehab?
Remember how earlier this week I made a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was basically going to cram alcohol into her before she went to […]
Lindsay Lohan may go to jail for three months after all
Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn’t work the first […]
Lindsay Lohan denies going clubbing after being sentenced to rehab
Yesterday, paparazzi pictures of a mysterious woman ducking in a Mr. Pink van outside of a bar made their way onto the web, and everyone […]
Lindsay Lohan has a new mugshot for her collection!
We knew this was coming, but I didn’t realize it would be so soon! Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s brand-new mugshot, courtesy of the Santa Monica Police […]
Lindsay Lohan celebrated rehab sentence by clubbing?
So yesterday, Lindsay Lohan managed to show up late to court after getting off of two commercial planes and grabbing a private jet and followed […]
Lindsay Lohan to Mark Heller: Oh my God, I’ll kill you!
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan dodged jail and got 90 days of rehab instead because that worked out so well the last time she went. But […]
Details on Lindsay Lohan’s new plea deal!
Well, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to dodge the jail bullet yet again! There’s a bunch of terms and conditions that come with the plea deal […]