Chris Brown’s probation drama continues …
Because I’m assuming someone in California woke up one day and remembered, “Oh that’s right, Chris Brown assaulted his girlfriend and we totally let him […]
Musicians
Carly Rae Jepsen sucks at pitching!
For some reason, Canadian popstar Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”) was invited to throw the opening pitch at a baseball game over the weekend, […]
Laura Mvula drops her “She” music video
I absolutely fell in love with UK singer-songwriter Laura Mvula when I first discovered her a few months ago via her stellar track “That’s Alright.” […]
Sara Bareilles showcases new album, The Blessed Unrest, at NYC’s McKittrick Hotel
Sara Bareilles is proud to be a New Yorker. After nearly fifteen years of living in Los Angeles, the 33-year-old singer/songwriter kicked off 2013 by […]
Justin Bieber’s mom is defending him …
Justin Bieber has spent the better part of a year slowly pissing all over mop buckets his reputation, so you’d figure one of his actual […]
Kanye West just wants to be left alone!
(Read: Please pay attention to Kanye) Remember last month when Kanye West smashed his head against the biggest, reddest, most conspicuous sign in the world […]
Selena Gomez thinks she can change Justin Bieber?
I have a lot to say about this, so let’s jump straight to the story about how Justin Bieber is back with Selena Gomez because […]
Video: Ben Folds Five’s “Sky High”
I honestly can’t do another friggin’ Justin Bieber story today — give me a day to recover — so instead, here’s the music video for […]
Bill Clinton to Justin Bieber: “Meh, it’s cool”
Yesterday, video surfaced of Justin Bieber peeing in an employee’s mop bucket because HAHA! Poor people! It’s their own fault for not being rich and […]
Daft Punk has their own line of condoms now
I really love the latest Daft Punk album, Random Access Memories, and I really love when people promote safer sex, here’s a news story about […]
Justin Bieber peed in a mop bucket, crosses the moral event horizon
In writing, crossing the moral event horizon is when a villain goes from run of the mill bad to full-blown cackling evil. It’s the moment […]
Wanna see Kanye West’s digital penis?
(Don’t answer that …) So apparently, Kanye West posted the music video for his new single, “BLKKK SKKKN HEAD,” on his website last night only […]