#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!
There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her […]
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Paris Hilton has a new song out? Terrific
You know, we rag on Paris Hilton a lot, but we have to give credit where credit is due: Girlfriend is resilient. When the world […]
Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton aren’t doing it
You know, Justin Bieber‘s career has kind of been circling the drain for the past year or so, thanks to a steady diet of Sizzurp, […]
Paris Hilton: One of the top five DJs in the world?
What’s that? You were feeling good about yourself after the holidays? Got to see your family and now you’re all happy again? Got some nice […]
Paris Hilton didn’t confuse Nelson Mandela with MLK Jr.
Nelson Mandela died yesterday, at the age of 95 after spending his life to making the world a better place instead of, say, making a […]
Paris Hilton debuts her “Good Time” video
I’m not sure who opened the seventh seal or solved Lemarchand’s box or whatever the hell just happened, but Paris Hilton has a new music […]
Lil’ Wayne signed Paris Hilton to Cash Money
Remember when Lil’ Wayne released Tha Carter III and everyone hailed him as a musical genius? And then he basically drowned that critical goodwill in […]
Paris Hilton is literally the devil!
True story here: Back in January, my boyfriend got that sinus infection that’s been going around, and at one point he got hit so hard […]
Paris Hilton’s single featuring Lil’ Wayne surfaced
This track “Last Night” is something that should have remained hidden … it’s Paris Hilton featuring Lil’ Wayne, listen if you dare. It’s totally a […]
Paris Hilton is recycling her Halloween costumes too
Because it worked so well for Kim Kardashian, (has been) Paris Hilton decided to recycle an old Halloween costume yesterday, when she went out as […]
Paris Hilton on gays: Most of them probably have AIDS
You know, in all this kerfuffle about Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes driving into things that are alive, I almost forgot that Paris Hilton is […]
DJ Jane Bang tells Paris Hilton to suck it!
Just in case you forgot, Paris Hilton is terrible at everything. But recently, she showed everyone that she is terrible at being a DJ, which […]