You know, Justin Bieber‘s career has kind of been circling the drain for the past year or so, thanks to a steady diet of Sizzurp, entitlement, and Brazilian prostitutes. But behold, the lowest possible low one can achieve in their personal and professional lives: Justin Bieber now has to deny rumors that he and Paris Hilton are banging. That’s it. Hang it up. Justin is over. He better pray that The Surreal Life makes a comeback, because there’s no coming back from this. TMZ reports …
Paris and Justin partied in Cannes Sunday night at Gotha Nightclub. There are reports that the 2 got cozy … with the 33-year-old climbing into Justin’s 20-year-old lap … then leaving for his house. But here’s the deal. We’re told 50 people went back to Justin’s house — Paris was never alone with him. And something else we were told … she said the party was lame and couldn’t stand the fact that Justin was playing his own songs … so she left after half an hour.
Really? This is how it’s going to go? Paris is going to pretend that she’s better than anyone? No. Not happening. I mean hell, the only reason we know for sure that Justin never slept with Paris is because his penis isn’t currently screaming. Justin may be on a one-way trip to embarrassing obscurity, there’s still an absolute bottom, and it’s exchanging bodily fluids with Paris.