Anna Wintour … what have you done?!
Just … I don’t even know anymore, man. I just don’t know. Anna Wintour. You were the chosen one! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Why […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Madonna’s Daenerys costume was the real deal!
Last week was Purim, which according to Wikipedia is the celebration of Mordecai and Esther foiling the plans of Haman, who wanted to kill all […]
Justin Bieber: To be charged for misdemeanor vandalism only
Remember that time Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house so hard he ended up causing thousands of dollars worth of damage? And then everyone immediately […]
Fred Phelps is dead
A couple days ago, we heard news that Fred Phelps (of Westboro Baptist Church fame) was on his deathbed. As expected, it didn’t take long […]
Chris Brown might be getting out of jail (For the right price)
Well, that was fast. I mean, it’s Los Angeles, and we all knew that it was ultimately going to go pretty easy on Chris Brown, […]
Lady Gaga thinks way too highly of being puked on
When Lady Gaga was at SXSW, she employed Millie Brown to puke all over her. Roman Shower thing? Pompous arthouse fetishism? Who knows. But apparently, […]
Here’s Jennifer Lawrence lip-syncing for her life!
Because there really isn’t much else going on — it’s not even spring yet (almost) as most celebrities are still in hibernation — here’s a […]
Revealed: More of Lindsay Lohan’s numerous conquests!
When In Touch first came out with Lindsay Lohan‘s handwritten list of hookups, most of the names were blurred out which I assumed was so […]
Disney & Pixar are making The Incredibles 2 (and Cars 3)
Good news! Almost ten years after the original, Disney and Pixar are finally working on a sequel to The Incredibles! And also Cars 3. Yes, […]
Kristin Cavallari defends her anti-vaccination stance
Over the weekend, Jenny McCarthy tried to ask her Twitter followers what they look for in a partner, only to immediately be swept away in […]
Justin Bieber: Blaming his drunk walk on a broken foot!
So despite the fact that Justin Bieber‘s post-arrest toxicology report tested positive for weed and Xanax (which he apparently doesn’t have a prescription for) and […]
Here’s another trailer for Disney’s ‘Maleficent’
I’m in a very weird place with Disney’s Maleficent (May 30). On one hand, I love the new trailer, and I really love the direction […]