Inside Charlie Sheen’s Head: Hookers > Family
Oh look, Charlie Sheen blew off Christmas with his family so that he could spend the holiday partying. Probably with hookers. I don’t have any […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Joe Francis’ wife realized she’s married to Joe Francis
Hugh Hefner take note: one month into their marriage, Joe Francis‘s wife, Christina McLarty, has already moved out of their house. I’m assuming this has […]
SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO BIEBER
Oh, look, more proof that humanity is doomed: Justin Bieber decided to have a Q&A session with his fans the other day, only it wasn’t […]
Rihanna And Whatsisname Broke Up
So, in the midst of everyone in Hollywood either having a baby or getting engaged on Christmas, we all forgot the most important part of […]
Oh Dammit To Hell, LeAnn Rimes…
Oh look, the adultering whore who used to sing country songs has officially gotten engaged to the adultering man-skank who used to be an actor. […]
No, We Actually Like Seeing You Ryan Gosling
So apparently, if you’ve ever wondered why exactly it is that Ryan Gosling isn’t in more movies despite being one of the best and hottest […]
Kelly Osbourne Just Bitch-Slapped Her Ex
You know what the best part about Twitter is? Twitter wars. There’s nothing better than watching someone trash someone else in front of a cyber […]
Hugh Jackman Got Hit In The Balls!
A propos of nothing, here’s Hugh Jackman getting hit in the balls by a cricket ball thrown by Shane Warne, who some of you may […]
Natalie Portman Got Knocked Up And Engaged!
Guess who’s social life just died horribly? Oh I kid I kid. Over the weekend, Natalie Portman revealed that not only is she engaged to […]
A Lindsay Lohan Movie? Sure, Why Not?
Because oh God no, a movie is being based loosely off of Lindsay Lohan‘s life, proving once and for all that Hollywood no longer gives […]
Guess Who’s Marrying Hugh Hefner’s Wallet?
Get ready to feel dirty all over: Hugh Hefner is getting married! Yay! To a girl who is sixty years younger than he is. Aaaaaaaand […]
Rachel Weisz And Daniel Craig Are Probably Banging
It’s official! Maybe! Apparently, Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were photographed getting all chummy, which means that, yes, these two are definitely probably but maybe […]