Inside Charlie Sheen’s Head: Hookers > Family

Oh look, Charlie Sheen blew off Christmas with his family so that he could spend the holiday partying. Probably with hookers. I don’t have any actual proof other than the fact that we’re talking about Charlie Sheen, but come on: You think went out clubbing with his church group? HA! Hilarious. Nah, chances are some lucky young woman with silicone knockers just put a down payment on a house because Charlie Sheen is awful.

“He skipped going to his brother Emilio’s, didn’t show up at Denise Richards’ house and also skipped seeing his daughter Cassandra,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline.com.

So where has Charlie been?

“He’s back partying again,” a source told us. “Although it’s tough to say he’s back partying because he never really quit!” SOURCE

Is it weird that we, as a society, have sort of built up this tolerance to the weird shit that we let Charlie Sheen do? It’s like “Oh look, Charlie Sheen set a prostitute on fire and then told his daughters he’d love them more if they were whores.” It’s like we can’t even feign surprise over the fact that Charlie Sheen is a terrible human being anymore.

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