Bradley Cooper had a stripper’s ball in his mouth?

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And the award for “most misleading headline but then again not really” goes too … me! Anyway, Bradley Cooper‘s greasy forehead was on Conan the other night to plug the incredibly unnecessary The Hangover Part II (yeah, apparently they totally planned on making this a two parter, go figure) when he started talking about the cast’s trip to Thailand where the shot the movie. One story lead to another, and eventually Bradley revealed that a stripper over there shot a ping pong ball out of her bete noire and straight into his gigantic, yammering trap. Hope you weren’t planning on eating today!

He says, “This one gal was able to eject ping-pong balls at high velocities with amazing accuracy.” Cooper decided to join in the fun and asked Phillips to take a photo of him with his mouth open, pretending to catch one of the balls – and the performance artist’s aim was true. He adds, “(It went) right in my mouth… (There are) Handi Wipes coming out from everywhere, (co-star) Ed Helms is throwing up … it was memorable.” SOURCE

Sorry science, but apparently STDs can in fact be classified as airborne diseases. But only if they’re clinging to a ping pong ball sailing for some douchebag actor’s mouth. Anyway, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go brush my teeth for the rest of the fucking day because now I have the mental image of a mouth full of syphilis and it’s making me queezy. *Squirts an entire tube of wintergreen mint toothpaste in his mouth*

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