Battle of the Palins: Bristol vs. Sarah!

Sarah and Bristol Palin

In the past, I’ve made it perfectly clear how I felt about Bristol Palin‘s stance on celibacy (not a fan), but if this is any indication, Bristol might not be a huge fan of it either: Apparently, Bristol is starting to realize that her mother, Sarah Palin, is batshit insane, and is starting to form her own thoughts and opinions, including a newfound support for gay rights. Things are so stressed between the two that Bristol has even banned her own mother from her home!

An insider told the newspaper: ‘Bristol is completely rebelling against her mother – now that she’s experiencing life outside of Alaska and away from Sarah. ‘She has opened her eyes and realised how sheltered and programmed she was.’ Bristol is believed to have developed a more liberal stance when she moved to Los Angeles to work on Dancing with the Stars last year. SOURCE

Granted, this is coming from the National Enquirer, so I kind of thought this was total bullshit too. At least until I saw this exchange between the two on Twitter:

@SarahPalinUSA: Media: admit it, Trump forced the issue. Now, don’t let the WH distract you w/the birth crt from what Bernanke says today. Stay focused, eh?

@Bristol_Palin: @SarahPalinUSA omg! Are you kidding, mom? The President didn’t distract the country with the birth certificate? It was your clown posse.

@Bristol_Palin: I surprise people when I don’t share my mom’s divisive (idiotic) views on everything Obama. I won’t participate or RT hatred from anyone.

So basically, it turns out Bristol might actually be a sane girl after all whose just been controlled by her own mother for all these years, which would explain why she started pimping out abstinence after that completely blew up in her face. Let this be a lesson kids: you don’t know jackshit about the world until you actually go out and start living in it.

Sarah and Bristol Palin

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