Brooke Mueller is a genius!

Brooke Mueller

Pop quiz everyone! Let’s say you have a gigantic addiction to every drug know to man, including a few forms of bleach, and you want to get rid of it. Do you:

(A) Check yourself into a rehab clinic and focus on what lead you to your drug problems?

(B) Take a trip down to a Mexican rehab clinic so that you can take an illegal hallucinogenic drug that they say will cure you of your addiction?

If you answered B, congratulations! You’re Brooke Mueller and you’re a fucking idiot.

Mueller left around 7:40 a.m., with her personal physician, who will oversee her treatment in Mexico. Mueller has decided to proceed with an addiction program that isn’t legal in the U.S. Mueller will be taking ibogaine, which is supposed to stop cravings for drugs. Many U.S. medical experts concur about the dangers associated with ibogaine and the hallucinogen is classified as a Controlled Substance in the U.S. Ibogaine is approved in other countries, however, including Mexico, Canada, and elsewhere for the treatment of drug addicts. SOURCE

You have to give credit where credit is due: It’s really hard to go to Mexico in order to take illegal hallucinogenic drugs while saying with a straight face that it’s for your personal health, and yet Brooke has somehow found a way to do it. Is that what meth does to your brain? Because I thought this was the exact opposite of what meth does to a person’s brain.

Brooke Mueller

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