Channing Tatum loves prosthetic penises!

Channing Tatum

… is how I’m going to read this next story. Anyway, in a scene from the upcoming movie The Vow, stars Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams had to film a scene where they do it, because hey, they need some way to keep the men occupied. Anyway, Channing decided to liven things up a bit by bringing along a massive prosthetic cock to prank Rachel, and now I’m going to go out for a breather as the Google page views coming in from searching for “Channing Tatum’s cock” will pay my rent for the month. People reports:

“Channing got the props department to make a prosthetic, um, member,” the actress, 33, tells U.K magazine Stella of filming the upcoming movie’s nude scene. “Literally a fake penis. I didn’t know what to do – I thought, ‘Is that the real deal?’ It was very realistic. It was ridiculous, the scale of it!”

Picture it, and you’re welcome. God bless you are your massive, but sadly not real penis, Channing.

Channing Tatum

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