Charlie Sheen lost custody of his kids!

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen

Remember Brooke Mueller? She was married to Charlie Sheen, had twin boys with him, and then he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her? Yeah, her. Well, he threatened to kill her (AGAIN) so I guess she finally figured out that maybe her kids shouldn’t be spending their time who thinks all women are either (A) prostitutes, or (B) target practice.

A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, after Brooke Mueller submitted a declaration in which she alleged Charlie said, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom” … TMZ has learned. Brooke’s lawyer got a temporary restraining order against Charlie, prohibiting him from going near her. The judge also ordered Charlie to surrender their twin boys — Bob and Max — to Brooke while the TRO remains in effect. SOURCE

Really? It took them this long to figure out that children have no place staying in a mansion that’s half-cocaine-half-prostitute? Jesus, at this point it would be safer to let your children be raised by great white sharks. At least with them there’s less of a chance that they’ll be eaten. Seriously, have you seen those solid gold chompers on Charlie? Those children are not safe.

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen

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