Chris Brown is a total gangsta

Chris Brown

Yesterday, Drake‘s and Chris Brown‘s crews allegedly got into a little bitty scuffle that ended with Chris getting a cut on his face, and apparently nobody saw the irony in this. Anyway, now there are reports that Chris’s crew may or may not have been throwing gang signs, which is probably really bad for his probation. From TMZ:

Eyewitnesses say … Chris had been hanging out at his own VIP table with a posse of 16 other guys … one of whom was a man with dreadlocks who was throwing gang signs and screaming at Drake’s table. Witnesses say this man was the primary instigator in the brawl that would follow. Among the verbal taunts, we’re told the man yelled out, “Somebody’s gonna die.” We’re told the man also directed some of his anger at Drake’s friend Meek Mill — saying, “F**k you, we’re gonna kill you n*gga.” As the man continued to spit venom, witnesses say Chris stood up and embraced him … as if to say, “This is my guy.” Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … it’s possible the threats were captured on tape. Here’s the rub — Brown’s friend was acting as if he was associated with a gang …. which is significant because Chris is not allowed to associate with gang members as part of his probation in the Rihanna beating case.

Yeah, Chris Brown hanging around with violent people? Nooooooo, never. Although if he needs a solid defense in court, the fact that he immediately snitched to the cops should probably cover his ass.

We’re told Chris’ lawyer, Mark Geragos, went to the NYPD late Thursday to present evidence showing that Drake and Meek Mill were the aggressors, but earlier in the day Chris spoke with Detectives at an undisclosed location in NYC. Cops tell us Chris is not currently a suspect but rather “a witness and a victim.”  We’re also told Drake is not currently a suspect. On the other side, we’re told Drake has been “cooperating” with authorities, but we do not know if he has spoken to cops — it appears his representatives have had conversations with detectives. Sources tell us … the bad guy here may be someone in Chris’ camp, who was inciting Drake and his people all night.

“Your honor, I would like this trial to be dismissed, on account of my client being a whiny man-child co-opting gangster culture and beating women for the sake of making himself seem tougher, but who when faced with someone stronger than him, turns into a little pussy and snitches to the cops.” – Literally the most iron-clad defense ever.

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