Does Christina Aguilera need rehab?

Christina Aguilera

So apparently, after flubbing the National Anthem and spending the last few months riding the crazy train to Hasbeenland, Christina Aguilera‘s people are reportedly trying to get her into rehab. Of course, if we’re following the classic “Old Britney” template here, chances are that’s not gonna fly unless they leave a trail of Frappuccinos into Betty Ford.

Sources tell Page Six that Aguilera has been behaving erratically, and her staff thought it best she get help–a plan the pop diva resisted. “They wanted to talk to her carefully about the issue, but they’re not going to because they are scared after she threatened to fire them,” a source said. SOURCE

Really? It took people this long to figure out that Xtina might be, oh I don’t know, kinda completely insane? Have you seen her soon to be ex-husband Jordan Bratman? He literally looks like a foot. A giant foot. Plus she’s got that new (nobody) boyfriend Matt Rutler (who?), not to mention the fact that for the past six months, Christina has been calling her mouth “The Cupcake Graveyard”.

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