Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison say no to reality?

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Despite the fact that we all know a reality TV show is pretty much the end game of the whole Courtney Stodden / Doug Hutchison creepy pederast relationship thing, the two apparently decided to turn down the only reality TV show offer they’ve received so far, probably because the show would have focused on the fact that they’re marriage is creepy and weird and a 51-year-old penis has no business being in a 17-year-old girl. Seriously, try and justify that. If you can, congratulations! I hear there’s an opening at Penn State’s football program. RadarOnline reports:

Courtney, 17, and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison were offered a spot on Relationship Rehab, a show being produced by Celebrity Rehab‘s John Irwin. It will follow couples living together in a Los Angeles home who would get counseling by world renowned therapists and participate in therapeutic activities and planned events. “Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn’t a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do,” a source told RadarOnline. “There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable ‘train wreck’ to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together,” the source said. “So doing a show about going into ‘rehab’ just doesn’t make sense for them.”

I hate to break this to you Courtney, but the only reason your famous is because people are weirded the eff out by the fact that you’re a teenage girl who married and then banged a washed-up middle-aged character actor into what borders on infamy. You’re not charming or funny or clever; People are just freaked out by the fact that you’re clearly insane, and also because you have some weird Santa fetish that, quite honestly, makes the gingerbread leathermen I’m currently baking look like wholesome yuletide family fun. “Sure, we may be icing our gingerbread men to look like Raging Stallion exclusives, but at least we aren’t a bunch of slutty teenage girls trying to ride Santa’s dick into d-list stardom. Now who wants to ice this Tony Buff cookie?”

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

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