Kris Jenner wants an apology from Daniel Craig!

Kris Jenner and Daniel Craig

A little over a week ago, actor Daniel Craig said what the rest of the world was thinking when he called out the Kardashians for being a bunch of useless skanks, and that they’re a bunch of f*cking idiots who will do anything to be on television. And the rest of the world just nodded their heads and said “Yeah, that about covers it.” So of course, here comes Kris Jenner demanding an apology from Daniel for having the gall to watch a bunch of stupid whores be slutty and evil on TV and say “What a bunch of stupid whores being slutty and evil on TV.” The Daily Mail reports:

Kris Jenner has insinuated Daniel Craig is not ‘a real man’ after he failed to apologize for insulting her family. Kim Kardashian’s mother took offense after the Bond actor lashed out at the reality stars in a recent interview. She said: ‘It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.’

I just love how Kris thinks she actually has a leg to stand on here. Are you kidding me? She’s going to try and criticize his career?! Stupid crack-slut bitch, please. You wish you had Daniel’s career. Mostly because he actually has one, rather than a stable of inbred famewhores he shuffles off into the spotlight so that he can live vicariously through the completely unwarranted fame, attention and money they receive. Also: HE’S JAMES BOND. How the hell do you look at James Bond and think “That guy is beneath us?” (Hint: You need to do a lot of meth. ALL THE METH.)

Kris Jenner and Daniel Craig

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