So Dancing With The Stars is coming back for its 18th season (premiering Monday, March 17th), and once again I only know maybe three or four of the people they actually announced. But I don’t even care because DREW CAREY, BITCHES! Us Weekly, spin that sh!t …
Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes — dancing with Tony Dovolani
Olympic figure skater Meryl Davis — dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Olympic figure skater Charlie White — dancing with Sharna Burgess
Full House alum Candace Cameron Bure — dancing with Mark Ballas
Price Is Right host Drew Carey — dancing with Cheryl Burke
Former hockey player Sean Avery — dancing with Karina Smirnoff
Big Time Rush singer James Maslow — dancing with Peta Murgatroyd
World record long-distance swimmer Diana Nyad — dancing with Henry Byalikov
The Wonder Years alum Danica McKellar — dancing with Val Chmerkovskiy
Actor Billy Dee Williams — dancing with Emma Slater
Australian pop singer Cody Simpson — dancing with Witney Carson
Double-amputee snowboarding champ Amy Purdy — dancing with Derek Hough
All right, I know who NeNe Leakes is because of the Celebrity Apprentice and I love her and Drew Carey is an improv comedy legend. Sean Avery I also know because my brothers watch hockey and he’s damn hot, and Billy Dee Williams was Lando Calrissian so you best respect. Finally, Danica McKellar now has a career teaching girls that math and intelligence can be fun, so WOO! DANICA MCKELLAR!