Spotted: A moving truck at Demi & Ashton’s!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

In an none-too obvious sign that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are officially kaput, a moving truck was seen parked outside of the couple’s home yesterday, which I’m sure means they just need to put some stuff in storage. Specifically, the cheating dickhole who went ahead and stuck it in a famewhore (aka Sara Leal) during their sixth wedding anniversary. From Us Weekly:

On Thursday, a Wetzel and Sons moving truck was spotted pulling out of the L.A.-area home shared by Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore. The couple’s six-year marriage is now being put to the ultimate test in the wake of Kutcher’s one-night stand with 22-year-old Sara Leal in a San Diego hotel room on Sept. 24 — the sixth wedding anniversary of Kutcher, 33, and Moore, 48. Whether Moore or Kutcher are actually moving out is yet to be determined. When approached by Us Weekly, a Wetzel and Sons rep explained: “We don’t give out any information on our clients.”

… the rep then added “But that’s mostly because you can already find everything you need to know by going online and reading about all those times Ashton Kutcher stuck his dick into things he wasn’t married to. Jesus, like you wouldn’t divorce that? What a fucking moron.”

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

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